Grrr...
So I found something to whine about yay me =P
Yesterday during swim practice, I was being getting odd looks at my iPod. Well, not exactly my iPod, but the songs I have on it: Maroon 5, Fergie, Fall Out Boy, Rihannah, Plain White T's, etc. All good bands (or one-hit wonders in the case of PWT's), with several big hits. But NO, Fergie is girly, so it must be unmanly to listen/appreciate them. WTF? I'm sorry, but at least you Fall Out Boy speaks the english language, however unclear it may be. Unlike Solja Boy (or Soilder Boi, as I call him, if you wanna get homophobic/mean), who mostly yell "YUAHHH! I'm up in dis hoe! Yay me! Watch my album flop--I mean top the charts. Heheh..."
Shouldn't one be able to form their own opinions of good music. Personally, I consider The Backstreet Boys much more of a "boy ban" than FOB, but that's just me, and my opinion, doesn't matter. Otherwise, you wouldn't be reading this blog ;-)
OK, so at our last school dance [Halloween, I mean totally nonreligious Oktober Fest (which is actually misspelled. How I love our dance committee)], all the chaperones/teachers were over on the other side of the gym(thank god). And at the end-of-the-year dance last year, all the girls in our grade had formed a grinding chain. (HINT: If you don't know what a grinding chain is, you must be either really religious, overly sheltered by your parents or old). And this year, the guys wanted a piece of the action, so basically it was grindy-windy strippy-whippy the whole dance. Actually, no strippy-whippy =(. Maybe the Valentine's or the Christmas I MEAN WINTER Dance. So yeah. But one girl got all carried away when I invited her to join a particular chain and claimed I grinded her alone. Which of course I didn't. Just 5 other girls that weren't her.
Discussion Question: Are boy bands really that bad? What exactly WTF makes a band a boy band? Are ginding chains worth it, or is grinding/getting grinded by a bunch of hot girls overrated?
SPEAK, BIOTCH! TELL ALL! Reveal unspeakable things about yourself. Preferably not your (man)lingerie. I was think more personal narratives I can sell to tabloids! =P
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hey, whoever. you're an ANIMAL!
who is this?
well, duh!
it's britney, biatch!
Ha ha, I deleted that comment because I spelled a word wrong. ANYWAYS.
I used to/still go to this very "teen" dance where there is a lot of juking and grinding. But then someone started a possibly true rumor that they found marijuana in the boy's lockerroom last time, so I'm not sure if I want to go back.
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