Sex Ed (What You've Been Waiting for Since Forever)

My god, sex ed sucks. It's just a bunch of guys trying to tell how everyone how large their penis is. "It's 8 inches," when they "mean" "it's 8 centimeters." Shoot me now.

But the least two weeks have been better; we watched Speak, which is about a freshman who gets raped at a party by a senior (eew?). Here's a bunch of spoilers, but I suggest you watch the movie first: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speak_%28film%29

Then today had a jolly discussion about what we'd do if one of us got raped. It was really not that awkward, as discussions about one's penis and one about rape do not mix well. I said I'd tell the whole damn world, which I probably would do, to some extent.
-Parents
-Police
-A couple close friends
That's pretty much the exhaustive list of 'em.

OTHER MISC. NEWS!
-I've discovered a pattern in my friendships that works all the way back to 3rd grade, which is where my memory drops off for the most part. In even-numbered grades, the majority of my good friends are of the same gender. While in an odd-numbered grade, I mostly hang with girls and form the most meaningful friendships with them. This year, I have 3 or 4 good guy friends and 6 girl friends (two words, retard). Last year, I had about 7 guy friends and maybe 2 girl friends. This year, I definitely think girls find me more nice/funny/attractive, but maybe that's because I stopped wearing my beloved swimming T-shirts, which I am starting to outgrow. Body-wise, not in mentality. Swimmers=amazing, FYI; date 'em!

-I would die if I lived in DC. Swear on my ass. Traffic, cost of living and general preppiness are all contributing factors to the previous statement. Do you agree? Tell all please!